Assorted Ravings of the Slightly-Weird

Complaints, BQOTDs and more

Let's start off with the complaints.

Driving tip #1: If even a bus can squeeze into the space between you and the car in front of you, you have no right to be flashing your headlights at anyone who filters into your lane and even gives you ample time to react by signalling. Stupid grey Toyota with license plate number SFG XXXX.

Driving tip #2: If you're trying to cut across 4 lanes of traffic, and someone who's keeping in his/her lane toots at you just to let you know he/she is there, don't you dare give the finger. So thanks to the Indian driver of the dark green minivan outside Grand Plaza Hotel, you've just made my day. You stupid fuck.

Ok now that I'm done with my ranting, here's the BQOTD. Names have been kept secret.

Friend #1: So what are you guys going to do tonight? Make babies?
Couple-Woman: Har?! That will take half an hour. Then what are we going to do the rest of the night?
Couple-Man: *splutter*
Friend #1, #2: *snigger*
Couple-Woman: In fact, half an hour already very good.

Teeheehee.

Am off for a work trip today. If there is any kind soul who would like to surprise me and really make my day, he/she can pick me up from the airport on Saturday morning at 0330.

Posted by scrabbyfoo at February 1, 2005 09:06 AM