July 04, 2005

QOTDs

Hardly bitchy but very funny.

The 1st QOTD comes from my dad, in the car yesterday with my mom sitting in the backseat. The background: my dad had been going on for a couple of minutes on various topics, and neither my mom nor I had been paying much attention. Finally I said, "Dad, no one is listening to you, and we can't even be bothered to respond."

To which he said:
"A genius is always lonely."

The 2nd QOTD comes from a recent dinner with some old softball friends, where one girl (a teacher) showed up thinner and fairer than ever. When she pointed out that this other guy (also a teacher) had also lost weight, he retorted:

"你晚上最好不要随便出门."
(loosely translated as "You'd better not go out at night")

Posted by scrabbyfoo at July 4, 2005 10:56 AM
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