September 02, 2005
TGIF!
Starting the weekend off with a joke
from my dad. Since he semi-retired, he's been sending emails out everyday. My dad is now an amateur spammer.
Here goes:
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read. One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," he says and leaves.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
And, we may have started a new trend... Most of my friends now want to relive the Mambo experience all over again. Hehe.
Posted by scrabbyfoo at September 2, 2005 02:44 PM