December 13, 2005

BQOTDs

Suffice it to say that much fun (and booze) was had by all who showed up at Rouge on Friday night. Thanks for being there, y'all.

Quotes galore from that night, especially as the empty bottles piled up.

1) Said my cousin, watching my sister and my brother-in-law dancing:

"Yup, it's official. We Foos can drink, but we can't dance."

2) Said my friend, who tried to use the excuse that there were too many people around to try to sneak off, and then when two of them got up to leave:

"Go? Go lor. Anyway so ugly."

3) Said I, who saw my friend's ex on the street earlier that night, and was trying to come up with stuff for her to say in case she should run into him on the street:

"Fuck you. You bastard. No. Fuck yourself. You're a piece of shit. Wait, no. You're worse than shit. You're the dribble of pee that comes after shit."

Teeheeheeheehee.

And many thanks to my family who had to stay around to watch me throw up; I really didn't know it was 0530!

Posted by scrabbyfoo at December 13, 2005 12:31 AM
Comments

hahahhaa ... so you DID get drunk in the end. good good.

dribble of pee? that is soooo gross but gotta admit, tt's a good one!

Posted by: pblossom at December 13, 2005 09:54 PM

You heard it here first.

Alcohol inspires my inner bitch.

Posted by: May at December 15, 2005 01:39 PM