July 14, 2006
Q(s)OTD
From
my office window it looks almost as if it's snowing. For those of you who are still in bed... you lucky buggers, I wish I were in your shoes.
What do you get when you combine colleagues and alcohol? Lots of office gossip and secrets that would never have been revealed if said subjects were not at least slightly tipsy. Last night we unearthed a treasure trove of secrets that should last us until the next overseas visitor pops by. And of course, given the amount of alcohol and the number of females, there were bitchy quotes aplenty.
The pick of the night was this one:
Colleague #1: How about Korean men?
Colleague #2: Oh, Korean men, no way. Korean men have small dicks. In fact, one of them apologised to me and said, "This must be less than what you're used to." The sad thing was, it was true!
This same colleague apparently ran a very profitable business while in college in some part of North Asia, selling condoms to foreign men because the condoms sold in that country were too small. Everytime she went home she would lug back boxes of condoms, of all types and sizes, to sell to desperate foreign students. Hahahahah. I didn't know they came in sizes. Oh dear, to have to ask for extra-small...
And this one that came from a good friend recently:
"... and you're right, the guys in your life seem to be really... strange."
How diplomatic. I'd have replaced "seem to be" with "are" and in place of "strange", I'd have used "fucked up", "crazy", "immature" and "psychotic" in some combination or another.
Posted by scrabbyfoo at July 14, 2006 10:16 AM