Assorted Ravings of the Slightly-Weird

QOTD

Today's QOTD is a doozy.

A: "Why are you doing this?"
B: "I don't know."

No shit.

I can think of so many other responses, other than this lame-ass one.

E.g.:
"Because I'm a jackass." (True.)
"Because some things never change." (True.)
"Because I want to." (Hm? Maybe true.)
"Because she's not putting out." (Hahahahaha. Ok, that's just being mean.)

And the clincher is...

"Because I can." (Definitely true.)

Hot off the presses, another BQOTD:
A: "So, he told her, 'everyone cheats.'"
C: "Yes everyone cheats."
(pause)
C: "But, men who get found out are idiots."

Hm. True that. Unless, it's part of their diabolical plan to get caught, get found out and get dumped. In which case, it's almost fool-proof. They rarely feel guilty because after all, they did get dumped. It leaves them free to go after someone else, and unless that someone else is good with timelines they can probably get away with the newbie never finding out either.

Unless (and I did say it was almost fool-proof), they somehow manage to find 2 idiots who are
a) stupid enough to hang on;
b) too proud to admit defeat;
c) too masochistic to stop taking all the shit;
d) too stubborn to give up, or;
e) some hideous combination of the above.

Oh oh, and I win! Not that I'm particularly happy about winning but still, who's to know what's going to happen in the future? In the meantime the cash will come in handy :D

Posted by scrabbyfoo at February 21, 2007 01:53 PM