Assorted Ravings of the Slightly-Weird

Just For Laughs

This arrived in my inbox courtesy of Martha Wannabe (who seems to have dropped off the face of the earth in terms of blogging).

WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
O, send me a man who'll make love to my mind
And knows how to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And will always be my very best friend

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nyphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store and a golf course
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

HAHAHA. I love the last line.

Ok folkies, have a great weekend! Hopefully it'll be nice and sunny, unlike today. Hm. I guess the weatherman was right after all!

Posted by scrabbyfoo at April 13, 2007 03:24 PM